wakey wakey hands off snakey
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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