So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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