eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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