check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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