oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
