i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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