is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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