This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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