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(619): View more from California

do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.

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(517): View more from Michigan

Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest

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(540): View more from Virginia

My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?

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(865): View more from Tennessee

got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....

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(240): View more from Maryland

I swear they were about to hook up!!

(1-240): View more from Maryland

I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.

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(716): View more from New York

You're about wine.

(585): View more from New York

Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment

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(330): View more from Ohio

I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN

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