nut hugger
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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