just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
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