My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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