last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I don't think brook has ever known best
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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