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I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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