Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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