I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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