It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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