Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
