Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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