It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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