I hate all girls vehemently.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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