I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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