matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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