ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Randomize
