My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
Randomize
