worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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