i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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