Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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