Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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