Midget sex pt 2 tonight
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Randomize
