i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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