Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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