Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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