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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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