Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
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