How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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