holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
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