If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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