it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
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