question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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