We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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