Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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