Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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