im gay
i know
yea but for you.
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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