Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
so much tequila, so little girl.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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