Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Come see our sink grown plant.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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