you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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