If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
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