Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I am one with the molecules
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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