Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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