I want to make a zoo with you.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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