Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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