i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Please don't give away my fajitas
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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